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Joey
03-29-2011, 04:38 PM
Found this on another web-site/forum. Could easily be Bumper stickers! ;-)

Land Rover Drivers don't suffer from insanity - They enjoy every minute of it!

Stop Laughing, put the camera away and get a tow rope!

If you're close enough to read this, I want your insurance details

If my wife was this dirty, I'd have stayed at home!

The car in front of you is NOT A BLOODY JEEP!!!

Land Rover Owners CAN PARK ANYWHERE THEY LIKE!

To Infinity & Beyond 1948-2003

WANTED - woman who can clean, cook & sew with own Land Rover - please send pic of Land Rover

Land Rover 0-60 in Three Weeks!

I've found a way of getting more MPG from my Land Rover - I make the wife walk!

A Land Rover is for LIFE - not just for Christmas

I'm a Genuine Part of the Alloyed Invasion Deranged Rover Driver!

This dent was caused by a woman driver

Fancy being stuck with me on a Dirty Weekend?!

Keep Your distance - you never know what will fall off

She may be noisy, smelly and getting on a bit - but I love her and she's good with the kids!

Longed for Vehicle

Have GUNK will travel

Warning: This Vehicle Bites!

Join the Army, See the World - get to Ride Land Rovers for FREE

Please remember - YOU ARE MY CRUMPLE ZONE
My other car is a Range Rover

I may be driving a tin bucket - but which scrap yard will yours be in when it's the same age?!

My dads just painted his Land Rover and it's still not dry

I'm Dirty, Tyred and Exhausted, but I'm a very happy Land Rover Owner

Cats have nine lives, but this Land Rover has 750's!!

Only Boy Racers and Bad Drivers Overtake a Land Rover

If you can read this please flip me over!

When I grow up I want to be a Land Rover Land Rover - Just Like Me - Built to perfection

The best things in life are Free Wheel Hubbed!!

WARNING: This Landrover may contain NUTS!

I'd Rather PUSH my Land Rover than Drive a Jeep!

LETHAL WEAPON SERIES II

Land Rover: Four Leaf Sprung Teknic

Don't wash me - just plant Potatoes!

For the Last Time I don't drive a F****** Jeep!

It's a Land Rover - Why are you even trying?!

Official SUZUKI Recovery Vehicle

This Vehicle has more leaks than the Titanic

Land Rover Owners have bigger knobs and moving parts that don't rust


t's a Land Rover thing - You wouldn't Understand

CAUTION! Mixing this vehicle with Mud and Water brings out the BEAST in me!

Happiness is a car called Land Rover!

I've got a Land Rover Genuine Part - How do you fancy a Test Drive?

When was the last time you got your hands on a 17 year old with a perfect body?!

milcap125
04-18-2016, 08:06 AM
hehe.. some of them are good.. here (https://www.facebook.com/FunnyJokesIndia/posts/541095835944290) you go

bekzclz11
04-05-2022, 08:09 AM
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”








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